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Did Someone Say...Orlando!?

Snowball and I were having a little argument earlier and somehow it got waaaay off topic. Coincidentally, it got around to the subject of PotC. lol The whole orgy thing was just to annoy her. So don't be hatin' on mee! Just thought you pervy pirate and Orlando Bloom faciers would find it amusing. lol

crazysweetness [2:15 PM]: you too huh?
crazysweetness [2:15 PM]: what do u mean
crazysweetness [2:16 PM]: *scratches head*
preciousguilt [2:16 PM]: Nevermind.
preciousguilt [2:16 PM]: Doesn't matter.
preciousguilt [2:16 PM]: But you're telling him.
crazysweetness [2:16 PM]: :-\
crazysweetness [2:16 PM]: ooooohhhhhhh
crazysweetness [2:16 PM]: J.S.
crazysweetness [2:18 PM]: i can make smurfbutt wait a week
preciousguilt [2:18 PM]: You decide. And you tell them both.
crazysweetness [2:18 PM]: i never talked to neo about livejournals
preciousguilt [2:18 PM]: Just remember we did say Neo could have it.
preciousguilt [2:19 PM]: I thought we had agreed mutially together that we'd use the pervyfancier code for him.
crazysweetness [2:19 PM]: geez these codes cause so much hostility *shifty eyes* i'll write to more nice people
crazysweetness [2:19 PM]: i know i remember but i offered it but u didnt say to give it to him
crazysweetness [2:19 PM]: i just said if he needed it
preciousguilt [2:19 PM]: Now you've turned all Shagster on me....aiyaa.
crazysweetness [2:19 PM]: gah gah
crazysweetness [2:19 PM]: i said i offered it to neo out of my own kindness but u didnt say yet like yes confirmed. give it to him
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: you were getting pissed @ shagster so u didnt really reply back
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: so i was like hmm ok.
preciousguilt [2:20 PM]: Oh, yes I did.
preciousguilt [2:20 PM]: Don't you make this out to be my fault.
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: *scratches head again*
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: okay okay!
preciousguilt [2:20 PM]: You...you...you...saucy wench!
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: neo gets the code!
preciousguilt [2:20 PM]: ::snarls::
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: Smurfbutt waits!
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: all be happy!
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: savvy?
crazysweetness [2:20 PM]: ::::is...tryiing... here... paces around the room::::
crazysweetness [2:21 PM]: :::frantically forces mr. cotton's parrot to talk to aztec:::
crazysweetness [2:21 PM]: "wind in the sails. wind in the sails."
crazysweetness [2:21 PM]: ::::snowball goes crazy and runs around in circles::::
crazysweetness [2:22 PM]: :::::around orlando that is::::
preciousguilt [2:22 PM]: ::stares hungrily at the picture of Jack in the cover of her PotC soundtrack, completely oblivious to Snowball and the damned parrot that never makes any sense::
crazysweetness [2:22 PM]: :::stares hungrily at aztec's potc sountrack:::::
crazysweetness [2:23 PM]: :::shoots some orcs down on the way:::::
crazysweetness [2:23 PM]: :::and puts orc heads on sticks::
preciousguilt [2:24 PM]: ::glances up and yawns::
preciousguilt [2:25 PM]: ::sees Orlando::
crazysweetness [2:25 PM]: =-O
preciousguilt [2:25 PM]: ::stares hungrily at him::
preciousguilt [2:25 PM]: Hmmm.
preciousguilt [2:25 PM]: ::shifty eyes::
crazysweetness [2:25 PM]: g2g!
crazysweetness [2:25 PM]: i will write to some kind people to get more codes! preciousguilt [2:25 PM]: ::lunges from her seat on the floor and tackles him, then drags him into another room b4 Snowball can object::
preciousguilt [2:25 PM]: lol
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: NOOOOOOOOOOO
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: I call ya later.
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: Too late!
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: ORLY!!!!!!!!!
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: ::locks and bolts door::
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: *breathes frantically*
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: :SCREAMS IN AGONY:
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: :THEN GOES TO KIDNAP BRAD PITT AND JOHNNY:
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: ::pushes some furniture in front of the door::
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: :evil grin:
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: ::calls through door::
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: :runs away with brad and johnny:
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: YOU CAN'T DO THAAAAAAAT!!! ::singsong voice::
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: They're in here already, you freak.
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: :evil evil grin:
preciousguilt [2:26 PM]: Why do you think I brought him in here?
crazysweetness [2:26 PM]: u never said that
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: Hellooooooooo
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: Orgy!
crazysweetness [2:27 PM]: u cant just put 2 hot guys in your story
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: lol
crazysweetness [2:27 PM]: you didnt specify the orgy
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: Oh yes, I can.
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: I just did.
crazysweetness [2:27 PM]: no more guys in ur orgy
crazysweetness [2:27 PM]: :grabs josh HARTNETT, tom cruise, and ewan:
crazysweetness [2:27 PM]: :runs away:
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: Fine, but those three are.
crazysweetness [2:27 PM]: :far away:
preciousguilt [2:27 PM]: You can have them.,
crazysweetness [2:28 PM]: :orlando is feeling miserable:
preciousguilt [2:28 PM]: Haha...::dusts her hands on her pants::
preciousguilt [2:28 PM]: That should hold her.
crazysweetness [2:28 PM]: :he wishes to go back to his princess cuz this evil girl is torturing her:
preciousguilt [2:28 PM]: ::and is then drawn into complete orgy bliss by the other THREE::
preciousguilt [2:28 PM]: lol
crazysweetness [2:28 PM]: mutters :what a slut!:
crazysweetness [2:29 PM]: :stealing all those boys:
crazysweetness [2:29 PM]: :sheesh!:
preciousguilt [2:29 PM]: Tee-hee!
crazysweetness [2:29 PM]: :you wench:
preciousguilt [2:29 PM]: ::giggles as a result of orgy-ness::
crazysweetness [2:29 PM]: :runs around in circles again:
crazysweetness [2:29 PM]: :admonishes aztec for not getting a sound-proof room:
crazysweetness [2:29 PM]: :aztec seems to be very loud:
preciousguilt [2:29 PM]: Thas' SAUCY wench to you!
preciousguilt [2:30 PM]: ::orli-gasm::
preciousguilt [2:30 PM]: lol
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: hey
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: thats my word!
preciousguilt [2:30 PM]: Couldn't resist, mate.
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: >:o
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: :-*
preciousguilt [2:30 PM]: :-D
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: >:o
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: ORLANDO RUNS AWAY FROM AZTEC AND BACK TO SNOWBALL
crazysweetness [2:30 PM]: HE COMAPLAINS OF THE PAIN AND AGONY HE HAS JUST BEEN THROUGH
crazysweetness [2:31 PM]: he says the saucy wench was forcing him
crazysweetness [2:31 PM]: he's been raped he says
crazysweetness [2:31 PM]: snowball comforts him
preciousguilt [2:31 PM]: Hmm...who said you control him?
crazysweetness [2:31 PM]: I DID
preciousguilt [2:31 PM]: And what happened to action colons?
preciousguilt [2:31 PM]: FREAK!
crazysweetness [2:31 PM]: ::::action colons... bah humbug::::
preciousguilt [2:31 PM]: Fine! Take your pretty boy! I got me real, fine, strapping men!
crazysweetness [2:31 PM]: how about 3 shillings and we forget the name
preciousguilt [2:31 PM]: ::goes back to orgy::
preciousguilt [2:31 PM]: lol
crazysweetness [2:32 PM]: :-)
crazysweetness [2:32 PM]: :-P
crazysweetness [2:32 PM]: >:o:::STOP BEING SO LOUD IN THERE:::
crazysweetness [2:32 PM]: ::COVERS EARS::
crazysweetness [2:32 PM]: ::::runs around and steals all the condoms::::::
crazysweetness [2:32 PM]: :::evil grin::::
crazysweetness [2:33 PM]: :::aztec will have babies::::
preciousguilt [2:33 PM]: ::three muffled voices converse behind door mentioning something that sounds oddly like "Bloody, annoying, pervy, Orlando Bloom freak"::
crazysweetness [2:33 PM]: :-D
crazysweetness [2:34 PM]: bye now

Snowball, it's just SO much fun teasing you. lol And so easy too.

x-posted everywhere. Sorry!
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